All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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