Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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