So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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