This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
ugly people sure do ruin things
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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