apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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