...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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