Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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