I think my vagina is haunted
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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