Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
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