You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
