I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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