Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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