shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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