its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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