She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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