He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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