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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers

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(732): View more from New Jersey

thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.

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(530): View more from California

Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking

(530): View more from California

That could use a little rephrasing

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(314): View more from Missouri

You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!

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