Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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