I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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