I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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