They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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