i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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