My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I take back everything I said about communal showers
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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