I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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