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i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
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