I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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