I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I still have a little drunk in my system
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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