ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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