Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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