Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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