question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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