so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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