We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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