I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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