ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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