He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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