I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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