I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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