So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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