i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Randomize
