Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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