OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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