If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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