The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
It's just like the Real World with babies
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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