This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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