I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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