As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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