Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Randomize
