She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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