she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
