careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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