This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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