the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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