Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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